...Or At Least Some Type of Nerdy Soul Mate.
This is how it works:
1. Answer the questions. Post them as a comment (or somewhere public where other people can see the questions/your answers).
2. To find your match, scroll down and look for interesting answers that intrigue you/fascinate you/turn you on. Don't necessarily go for people who have the same answers as you. Go for the people that you would have good conversations with.*
3. Message that person with your own secret question**
4. See who messages you!
Easy enough! What makes this survey different from every other survey out there? The questions actually make sense. And you won't want to gag after you read them.***
*****Beginning of Survey******
[One]: Please list your most commonly used internet handle and explain it.
[Two]: You're on the site, so you probably have lots of hobbies. If you could transform one of your hobbies into a superpower, how would that turn out?
[Three]: Finish the joke: "Two pirates walk into a bar..."
[Four]: Finish the joke: "Two ninjas sneak into a bar"
[Five]: Forget the whole "best date" ever scenario. What's the most awkward situation you've ever experienced/always feared?
[Six]: What type of movie would your life be? What type of movie do you want your life to be? Why?
[Seven]: Did you ever have any embarrassing childhood obsessions? "Embarrassing," by the way, does not include Power Rangers or Captain Planet, or any other 90s TV show that 4chan really loves. "Embarrassing" would be Barney. Barbies. Face from Nick Jr. etc. You know what I'm getting at.
[Eight]: What's your biggest pet peeve when it comes to online commenting?
[Nine]: Which would be worse: A long distance relationship wherein you rarely got to physically meet up with your partner, or a relationship wherein you constantly see/interact with your partner?
[Ten]: Sort of necessary. Describe your sexuality in as concrete or abstract terms as you wish.
[Eleven]: Who would win in an all out battle: Dumbledore, or Gandalf?
[Twelve]: Who would win in a Model UN tournament: Cleopatra or Elizabeth I?
[Thirteen]: Do you have any superstitious rituals that you do for good luck/bad luck?
[Fourteen]: What do you get paranoid about, late at night when you can't sleep?
[Fifteen]: If God exists, what do you want Hir to say in Heaven when you arrive?
Have fun chickies! And remember, Jump Those Railroads!
PS: Questions can still be asked from the formspring to your upper right. Additionally, I have started a *new* nerdfighter thread, which can be found here:
*Example: If you want a good conversation, go for someone who has the opposite answer as you for the whole "X versus X" questions.
**Secret question: The question that, after reading their answers, you most really, really want to ask. It's not an answer, it's a question, because this whole exercise is about beginning something, not ending it.
***I am so FUCKING tired of answering the question "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Seriously? WTF.